Kim Jun -Grafton
Hi Everyone. I’m Grafton. I am from the fine state of Mississippi. Try saying that backwards really fast three times. I like long walks in the park, with my dog. I like short walks to work… with my dog. I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. I am not into yoga. I am into champagne
My dog is Ash. He has a short name. It is hard to find a name for a dog that is much shorter. So I named him Ash. Lara and I are raising Ash to be bilingual and bicultural. But we will never let him date any cats. That would just be wrong.
Lara is my wife. It is hard to find a wife with a shorter name than Lara. So I married Lara. It is also hard to find a shorter wife than Lara. So everything in my life is very short. Life is “Too Short”.
I Left the Soggy Bottom Boys Band and came to Prague in 2012. My open card expired so I didn’t want to renew it, so I moved to North Korea for a year. The Communist party there is much more organized and has a better presence in North Korean Culture than the Communist party here in Czechia. So after learning all I could from the Kim Jong-un, I returned to the CZR to help the twin Cherries rebuild their popularity here.
My ultimate goal is to Is to have a massive granite statue of me, as the party leader erected in Letna, so that everyone can see what a serious person I am, and what a great leader I am… BUT, for my statue, I hope to have a cooler clothes than the last guy, maybe a tie-dye shirt and some flip-flops. But I won’t wear a speedo- unless it’s really hot outside. The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades. And I wear my sunglasses at night.
Hi Everyone. I’m Grafton. I am from the fine state of Mississippi. Try saying that backwards really fast three times. I like long walks in the park, with my dog. I like short walks to work… with my dog. I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. I am not into yoga. I am into champagne
My dog is Ash. He has a short name. It is hard to find a name for a dog that is much shorter. So I named him Ash. Lara and I are raising Ash to be bilingual and bicultural. But we will never let him date any cats. That would just be wrong.
Lara is my wife. It is hard to find a wife with a shorter name than Lara. So I married Lara. It is also hard to find a shorter wife than Lara. So everything in my life is very short. Life is “Too Short”.
I Left the Soggy Bottom Boys Band and came to Prague in 2012. My open card expired so I didn’t want to renew it, so I moved to North Korea for a year. The Communist party there is much more organized and has a better presence in North Korean Culture than the Communist party here in Czechia. So after learning all I could from the Kim Jong-un, I returned to the CZR to help the twin Cherries rebuild their popularity here.
My ultimate goal is to Is to have a massive granite statue of me, as the party leader erected in Letna, so that everyone can see what a serious person I am, and what a great leader I am… BUT, for my statue, I hope to have a cooler clothes than the last guy, maybe a tie-dye shirt and some flip-flops. But I won’t wear a speedo- unless it’s really hot outside. The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades. And I wear my sunglasses at night.